The picture on top is my favorite Woozle Peanut!
Read more about him at the bottom!!

Okay, I am going to tell EVERYONE who Jeff Dunham...
Jeff Dunham is a Stand Up Comedian with a cool side to him:He is a Ventriloquist.These are ALL his puppets aka friends:
Peanut:A Very HYPER purple wozzle plus he is HILARIUS.
Walter:A war veteran with a very bad attitude who isn't afraid to speak his mind.
Sweet Daddy Dee:Player.In.Management.Profession.P.I.M.P.
Jose Jalapeno on a stick:A talking complaining Jalapeno on a stick.Who also makes Peanut very angry
Bubba J.:White Trash Trailer Park
 
If you would like to know more go to www.onastick.com


Sitting down to talk with this guy is quite an experience. One gets the feeling that if you don't listen closely enough, you'll miss something and be the brunt of his next joke; Yet because of some strange appeal, you really WANT to play along.

Peanut is a "Woozle", and he's the comedic sidekick to ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. He's frenzied, he's fast, and he's the invigorating rapscallion of any stage he happens to traverse. Self described as a comic genius, Peanut seems to fascinate young and old alike, and he appeals to just about every age group and demographic imaginable. At a typical Jeff Dunham show, everyone from truck drivers to surgeons gather for a night of laughs, knowing that the Little Purple One will keep the evening at a harried pace. To children, he's cute and funny. To teenagers, he's cool, hip, irreverent, and someone they'd like to be just because of what he gets away with. To adults and older people he's off-the-wall and wonderfully goofy, reminding them of the child within themselves. Many adults respect him because he has no respect for them. He is a universal comic mind. He is manic with unending energy. He makes you laugh.
Born on a small uncharted island in the Pacific ocean not far from Guam, Peanut grew up the second of six Woozle siblings, entertaining as the island's and his family's resident class clown. With wit and charm and an endlessly restless spirit, by the time he was barely out of childhood, Peanut was ready to explore the world. He didn't set out to be a stand-up comedian, but fate was waiting to grab him.

He moved to the mainland of the United States in early 1986, having been a stow away on a 'cheesy' cruise ship. Says Peanut, "Any cruise ship that calls my old island a 'spectacular port of call' is WAY cheesy... And dumb. I stowed away in a fruit bin on the bottom deck. That was way, WAY dumb."

Peanut and Dunham met at a comedy club in a small town in the Hill Country of Central Texas. Dunham, having honed his act as best he could, was ready for something new and fresh to take his career to the next level. The two spoke after one of Dunham's shows and according to Peanut, they both realized they needed each other. "To be completely honest, I needed the money, and he needed... Well, he needed something purple in his act. We were a perfect team."

Peanut joined Dunham in the Spring of '86 and it's been a hot run ever since. With constant performing for clubs, corporations, colleges, in Vegas, in theatres and on TV, Peanut charms audiences from coast to coast. In his time off he rents movies, watches TV and drinks 'Yoo Hoo'. "This is the sluff-off job I've always dreamed of. A few years ago I had to decide either to go to college, taking out lots of loans, working hard, and then hunt for a job for years after that, or do absolutely nothing and be a success. I went the later route. Now I do whatever the heck I want all day, then at night I get on stage and make Dunham look like an idiot, and then I make fun of bone-heads in the front row. I am truly blessed, and boy, is that college crap over- rated or what?"

So what's in the future for Peanut? "The future? Oh give me a break. I don't even know what I'm doing for lunch."

With that kind of laid back attitude, how can this purple guy fail?

Woozles: Mammal; Homosapian. Native to a small, uncharted island in Micronesia not far from the island of Guam. Bodies are covered with a medium length tannish fur; Hands, feet, chest, belly, head and neck are a lavender-purple skin, with a tuft of lime-green feather-like hair at the crown of the head. Most woozles have lime green eyes, large lips and cheeks. Average full grown male is three to three and a half feet in height. English is the native tongue. Though high energy is a dominant trait, their culture has not progressed significantly in the last few centuries. Average life span is yet undetermined, though it is believed to far exceed that of humans.