Her Name is Fishy.

She is very dimwitted.

She is not what you would call normal.

She hates the fact that it is legal in this country to marry your Second Cousin, but not someone of the same sex.

Her obsession is Yaoi.

Yuri is A close second.

She can draw a sexy stickman.

His name is Texas.

She Hates George W. Bush.

Her favorite food is Sushi.

She knows that makes her a cannibalist.

She is a Lesbian.

No, you can't watch.

And no, you can't tape it either.

She has a dirty sense of humor.

She wishes she was born a man, but will not get a sex change.

She has a bad habit of losing things.

She has lost three cell phones over 1 1/2 years.

She was in a band.

She was the guitarist.

She has no Idea what happened to that band.

This is probably because she is dense.

She is blind to the most obvious things.

She loves to eat.

She is happy that she can eat as much as she wants and not gain weight.

She fears the day it will go straight to her thighs.

She has to spell everything out.

She HATES chatspeak.

It makes people look dumb.

She knows she shouldn't be calling other people dumb.

Most of her relatives are homophobes.

She has been known to look up gay things.

She thinks porn is wrong.

Unless it is used as an anti- drug.

She wants to be a tattoo artist.

She wonders who could still be reading this.

She thinks you have too much time on your hands.

She thinks you should get a job, a life, or a boyfreind.

If you're a guy, She wants you to get a boyfriend.

If you're a girl, she doesn't care.

Now go away.